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Hey we're still killing stuff!
Apr 10, 2014 - 10:51 AM - by Applemask
So right now we're 11/14 heroic in Siege of Orgrimmar. I'm really bad at news. Wowprogress is probably better at telling you what we do than I am.

We're recruiting stuff! Ranged DPS (mage, specifically) and a tank are in high demand. Either apply here or send me a tell in-game, or track down Phargan, Levaquin, or Grubette, who all would be happy to make you Mediocre if you're looking to raid with some super awesome fun guys and girls.
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Heroic Will dead!
Jan 31, 2013 - 10:29 AM - by Applemask
We've been 6/6 in heroic Vault for over a week now, but I'm predictably bad at updating the news. Here's hoping we get a few more heroics down in Heart this week!
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Progress Update
Jan 11, 2013 - 5:05 PM - by Applemask
Time for a quick update on our status:

We are currently 5/6 heroic Vault, with a heroic Will kill coming most likely in the next week.

We not only finished normal Heart of Fear, we are 1/6 heroic Heart of Fear, with at least one more heroic killing there coming in the next week as well.

We also finished normal mode Terrace, and will likely see a heroic kill there shortly!

We remain the only alliance guild at our level of progression, and we are always recruiting decent players! The list on the right may or may not be accurate on a day to day basis, so just go ahead and apply regardless of class or spec if you are looking to slay internet dragons. We are especially interested in healers and ranged DPS at the time of this posting.
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Oh right, we finished normal modes!
Oct 20, 2012 - 5:28 PM - by Applemask
Earlier this week we defeated the Will of the Emperor, and next week we'll be heading into heroics! While we narrowly missed server firsting Will, we remain the only alliance guild to down more than 4 bosses. By next week, we should have two groups wrecking the top spots of alliance and server progression!

However, we are also recruiting! We would like to investigate pushing back up to 25 man raiding, and we need your help to do so. We are looking for

Monk healers and tanks
A paladin healer
Ranged DPS - hunters in particular!
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Elegon defeated!
Oct 12, 2012 - 12:07 AM - by Applemask
We killed a celestial dragon, once again a server first (even if it took too god damn long)! Only Will of the Emperor to go and we are finally done with normal mode of Vault. Stay tuned!
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Home stretch
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Just 3 more!
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4 left!
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5 to go
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Mists of Pandaria, GO!
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What we're looking for:
Death Knight
Shoot stuff good
Shadow DPS
Stab stuff good
Demonology preferred